Today I have jokes, so read and Laugh.

1. A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had
prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her.

She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was
experiencing. Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really
helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started
growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before. The doctor
reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect
of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?". "On my balls!?!"

2. A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young
daughter walks in. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" After thinking
about it for a moment, the mother explains, "Well, dear, a girl and a
boy fall in love and get married. Then, one night they go into their
room, hug and kiss, and have sex." The child looks puzzled. The Mother
continues, "That means that daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina.
That's how you get a baby, dear." The child replies, "But, the other
night when I came into your bedroom, you had daddy's penis in your
mouth. What do you get when you do that, Mommy?" "Jewellery, dear."

3. The seven qualities of a perfect husband ...

Brave
Intelligent
Gentle

Polite
Energetic
Nutty
Industrious
Sensitive

And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL
LETTERS only


wink wink,,, perfect way to start my day,, laughing.
Cassie
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